{"id":1347,"date":"2022-02-16T06:27:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-16T06:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/?p=1347"},"modified":"2025-03-21T17:48:04","modified_gmt":"2025-03-21T17:48:04","slug":"leikur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/leikur\/","title":{"rendered":"Leikur"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<aside class=\"other-formats\">A\u00f0rar \u00fatg\u00e1fur: <a title=\"Leikur (PDF)\" href=\"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/ebooks\/is\/pdf\/leikur.pdf\">PDF<\/a> | <a title=\"Game (english)\" href=\"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/en\/game\/\">english<\/a><\/aside>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/leikur.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/leikur.png?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Leikur \u2014 Myndskreyting B\u00f6rkur Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson.\" class=\"wp-image-1349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/leikur.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/leikur.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/leikur.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/leikur.png?w=1025&amp;ssl=1 1025w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Myndskreyting B\u00f6rkur Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g settist vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0 me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0u \u00fats\u00fdni yfir st\u00f3ra sj\u00f3nvarpsskj\u00e1inn \u00fear sem leikurinn yr\u00f0i s\u00fdndur. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i marga valkosti var\u00f0andi s\u00e6ti \u00fear sem veitingasta\u00f0urinn var t\u00f3mur. \u00c9g leit \u00e1 \u00fari\u00f0. Klukkan var ekki nema \u00e1tta og \u00e9g \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00ed fj\u00f6rut\u00edu og fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leikurinn h\u00e6fist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g teyg\u00f0i mig \u00ed matse\u00f0il og fletti \u00ed gegnum hann. \u00c9g var \u00feegar b\u00fainn a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0a hva\u00f0 \u00e9g vildi f\u00e1 m\u00e9r\u2014\u00fea\u00f0 sama og venjulega. \u00c9g var bara a\u00f0 drepa t\u00edmann me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a hva\u00f0 sta\u00f0urinn hef\u00f0i upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i betur teki\u00f0 me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fatprentun af greininni sem \u00e9g var a\u00f0 vinna \u00ed \u00feessa dagana. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 nota\u00f0 bi\u00f0t\u00edmann til \u00feess a\u00f0 lesa yfir hluta hennar. \u00dea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i komi\u00f0 s\u00e9r vel\u2014skilafresturinn n\u00e1lga\u00f0ist \u00f3\u00f0fluga og \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki mikill t\u00edmi til stefnu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eShawarma og bj\u00f3r, takk,\u201c tilkynnti \u00e9g \u00fej\u00f3ninum sem kom yfir a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu til \u00feess a\u00f0 skrifa p\u00f6ntunina m\u00edna ni\u00f0ur, um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g lag\u00f0i fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r matse\u00f0ilinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * * <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kaldur andvari lei\u00f0 um veitingasta\u00f0inn \u00feegar \u00fatidyrnar opnu\u00f0ust \u00fat \u00ed \u00f3venju kalt febr\u00faarkv\u00f6ldi\u00f0. \u00c9g leit upp og horf\u00f0i \u00e1 kvenmanninn sem gekk inn. H\u00fan var kl\u00e6dd \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0a, svarta k\u00e1pu. Bl\u00e1ar gallabuxur, me\u00f0 trosnu\u00f0um faldi, g\u00e6g\u00f0ust undan k\u00e1punni og n\u00e1\u00f0u ni\u00f0ur a\u00f0 br\u00fanum g\u00f6ngusk\u00f3m. H\u00fan var me\u00f0 fj\u00f3lubl\u00e1a h\u00fafu \u00e1 h\u00f6f\u00f0inu, br\u00fanan trefil vafinn um h\u00e1lsinn og fj\u00f3lubl\u00e1ir vettlingarnir voru \u00ed st\u00edl vi\u00f0 h\u00fafuna. H\u00fan var greinilega a\u00f0 koma fr\u00e1 \u00fevottah\u00fasinu, \u00fev\u00ed h\u00fan h\u00e9lt \u00e1 st\u00e6r\u00f0arinnar plastpoka \u00ed hvorri h\u00f6nd og b\u00e1\u00f0ir virtust tro\u00f0nir af f\u00f6tum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Konan lag\u00f0i pokana fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r, t\u00f3k af s\u00e9r vettlingana og setti \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed k\u00e1puvasana. H\u00fan leit yfir veitingasalinn \u00e1 me\u00f0an h\u00fan hneppti fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r k\u00e1punni og losa\u00f0i um trefilinn, svo a\u00f0 \u00feykk br\u00fan peysa kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s undan yfirh\u00f6fninni. Konan t\u00f3k af s\u00e9r h\u00fafuna og losa\u00f0i s\u00edtt, svart h\u00e1ri\u00f0 undan k\u00e1pukraganum. H\u00fan m\u00e6tti augnar\u00e1\u00f0i m\u00ednu, brosti, t\u00f3k upp pokana og gekk yfir a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eEr \u00feetta s\u00e6ti laust?\u201c spur\u00f0i h\u00fan \u00e1 ensku, me\u00f0 nor\u00f0ur-amer\u00edskum hreim, og benti \u00e1 st\u00f3linn andsp\u00e6nis m\u00ednum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g hikandi og velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvers vegna konan kysi a\u00f0 sitja vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 mitt \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00far n\u00f3g af \u00f6\u00f0rum au\u00f0um s\u00e6tum a\u00f0 velja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eGott m\u00e1l,\u201c sag\u00f0i h\u00fan brosandi. \u201e\u00c9g vil ekki spre\u00f0a \u00ed heilt bor\u00f0 fyrir mig eina.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar skynsamlega,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g v\u00e6ri ekki fullkomlega sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ur um r\u00f6ksemdaf\u00e6rsluna. \u201e\u00dea\u00f0 er vi\u00f0 h\u00e6fi a\u00f0 n\u00fdta pl\u00e1ssi\u00f0 vel, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar meistaradeildarleikur er \u00ed v\u00e6ndum.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dej\u00f3nninn kom a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu me\u00f0 bj\u00f3rinn minn og konan ba\u00f0 um fl\u00f6sku af vatni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eSvo \u00fe\u00fa ert h\u00e9rna til \u00feess a\u00f0 hofa \u00e1 leikinn?\u201c spur\u00f0i h\u00fan \u00feegar \u00fej\u00f3nninn haf\u00f0i teki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 p\u00f6ntuninni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g og leit \u00f3sj\u00e1lfr\u00e1tt \u00e1 \u00fari\u00f0 mitt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eErt frekar snemma \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed, er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00fa,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g og brosti vandr\u00e6\u00f0alega. \u201e\u00c9g geri alltaf s\u00f6mu mist\u00f6kin. Hef \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 finna ekki n\u00e6gilega gott s\u00e6ti, fl\u00fdti m\u00e9r \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0inn og m\u00e6ti alltof snemma.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eSvo \u00fe\u00fa ert dyggur f\u00f3tboltaa\u00f0d\u00e1andi?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eT\u00e6plega. \u00c9g horfi n\u00fa ekki miki\u00f0 \u00e1 boltann. Bara st\u00f3ru leikina. \u00c1 m\u00f3ti Madr\u00edd, og svo Meistaradeildina. En \u00fe\u00fa? Eldheitur Bar\u00e7a-stu\u00f0ningsma\u00f0ur?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eGet ekki sagt \u00fea\u00f0. Er mest fyrir stemminguna. F\u00edla bl\u00f3\u00f0heitt andr\u00famslofti\u00f0 \u00feegar h\u00f3pur f\u00f3lks kemur saman til a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 spennandi f\u00f3tboltaleik. \u00deessa dagana hafa heitir sta\u00f0ir miki\u00f0 a\u00f0dr\u00e1ttarafl fyrir mig.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dej\u00f3nninn kom aftur a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu me\u00f0 vatnsfl\u00f6skuna hennar og shawarma-r\u00e9ttinn minn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eSk\u00e1l!\u201c sag\u00f0i konan eftir a\u00f0 h\u00fan haf\u00f0i hellt vatni \u00ed glas. \u201eHva\u00f0 heitir\u00f0u?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eSk\u00e1l!\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g og lyfti bj\u00f3rglasinu. \u201eBorgar.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eHa?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eBorgar. B-O-R-G-A-R.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eBurger?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eNokkurn veginn. \u00de\u00fa getur kalla\u00f0i mig Bob.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eGaman a\u00f0 hitta \u00feig&#8230; Bob. \u00c9g er Alice. Hva\u00f0an ertu?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eFr\u00e1 \u00cdslandi.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00c6\u00f0i! \u00c9g elska \u00cdsland. \u00deannig s\u00e9\u00f0. Mig langar tv\u00edm\u00e6lalaust a\u00f0 fara \u00feanga\u00f0 einhvern t\u00edmann. Vinkona m\u00edn f\u00f3r \u00feanga\u00f0 fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum og s\u00fdndi m\u00e9r millj\u00f3n myndir \u00feegar h\u00fan kom til baka. Landslagi\u00f0 er klikka\u00f0. Svo ey\u00f0ilegt. Samt svo fallegt. \u00dea\u00f0 er svona eins og \u00e1 fjarl\u00e6gri pl\u00e1netu. Einhvern t\u00edmann heyr\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 NASA undirbyggi f\u00f3lk fyrir Mars-lei\u00f0angra s\u00edna \u00e1 \u00cdslandi. Er \u00fea\u00f0 satt?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 er satt,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 vita n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega hvort sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingin v\u00e6ri s\u00f6nn, h\u00fan gaf m\u00e9r hins vegar f\u00e6ri \u00e1 a\u00f0 segja upp\u00e1haldsbrandarann minn. \u201eM\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 forsendan s\u00e9 s\u00fa a\u00f0 ef \u00feeim tekst a\u00f0 finna g\u00e1fu\u00f0 l\u00edfsform \u00e1 \u00cdslandi, \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6tu \u00feau \u00e1lykta\u00f0 sem svo a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sama v\u00e6ri uppi \u00e1 teningnum \u00e1 Mars.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eEinmitt!\u201c sag\u00f0i konan og brosti. Brandarinn haf\u00f0i l\u00edklega lukkast, a\u00f0 einhverju leyti. \u201eHva\u00f0 sem g\u00e1fu\u00f0um l\u00edfsformum l\u00ed\u00f0ur, \u00fe\u00e1 finnst m\u00e9r landi\u00f0 hlj\u00f3ma eins og \u00e6\u00f0islegur og einstakur sta\u00f0ur.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00fa, svo sem. \u00dea\u00f0 er fr\u00e1b\u00e6r sta\u00f0ur fyrir fer\u00f0amenn. Allt \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi en \u00fea\u00f0 sem fyrirfinnst h\u00e9r \u00ed Evr\u00f3pu.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eEn \u00cdsland er \u00ed Evr\u00f3pu, er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1 og nei. Landfr\u00e6\u00f0ilega er \u00fea\u00f0 mitt \u00e1 milli Evr\u00f3pu og Nor\u00f0ur-Amer\u00edku, \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 liggur \u00e1 Atlantshafshryggnum. Hva\u00f0 vi\u00f0kemur erf\u00f0afr\u00e6\u00f0i erum vi\u00f0 mestmegnis Nor\u00f0menn, me\u00f0 sm\u00e1 bl\u00f6ndu af keltnesku erf\u00f0aefni. \u00cd s\u00f6gulegu samhengi tengjumst vi\u00f0 Evr\u00f3pu \u00ed gegnum skandinav\u00edsku konungsveldin. Menningarlega erum vi\u00f0 blanda af Evr\u00f3pu og Nor\u00f0ur-Amer\u00edku. \u00dea\u00f0 eru mikil \u00e1hrif fr\u00e1 Bandar\u00edkjunum \u00ed l\u00edfsst\u00edlnum.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eN\u00fa? Hvers vegna?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00c9g veit ekki. Ef til vill vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feegar Evr\u00f3pa upplif\u00f0i s\u00edna gull\u00f6ld, \u00fe\u00e1 voru \u00cdslendingar ekkert nema f\u00e1t\u00e6kir b\u00e6ndur \u00ed hr\u00f6rlegum torfkofum. Gull\u00f6ld okkar h\u00f3fst eiginlega ekki fyrr en me\u00f0 Marshall-a\u00f0sto\u00f0inni eftir seinni heimsstyrj\u00f6ldina. Vi\u00f0 risum \u00far f\u00e1t\u00e6kt til r\u00edkid\u00e6mis undir verndarv\u00e6ng Bandar\u00edkjanna. \u00cdsland var vel sta\u00f0sett \u00ed kalda str\u00ed\u00f0inu. Bandar\u00edkin voru me\u00f0 herst\u00f6\u00f0 \u00fear og d\u00e6ldu peningum inn \u00ed hagkerfi\u00f0. \u00c9g geri r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 \u00feess vegna s\u00e9u mikil menningar\u00e1hrif \u00fea\u00f0an.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00c9g er ekki fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 \u00ed fyrsta sinn sem \u00e9g heyri Evr\u00f3pub\u00faa tala um Bandar\u00edkin og menningu \u00ed s\u00f6mu setningunni. E\u00f0a hva\u00f0 kallar\u00f0u \u00feig annars? Evr\u00f3pub\u00faa e\u00f0a Amer\u00edkana?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eHvorugt, eiginlega. \u00c6tli \u00e9g telji mig ekki fyrst og fremst \u00cdslending. E\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur, \u00fe\u00e1 tel \u00e9g mig bara vera \u00e9g sj\u00e1lfur.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00c9g skil. Hva\u00f0 var\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa settist a\u00f0 \u00ed Barsel\u00f3na? Varstu a\u00f0 fl\u00fdja nor\u00f0ur-amer\u00edskan l\u00edfsst\u00edl? Reyna a\u00f0 finna evr\u00f3pskar r\u00e6tur?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eNei, ekki beint. \u00c9g kom hinga\u00f0 vegna vinnu. \u00c9g vinn fyrir nor\u00f0ur-amer\u00edskt al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0afyrirt\u00e6ki sem er me\u00f0 evr\u00f3psku ranns\u00f3knarskrifstofu s\u00edna h\u00e9r \u00ed borg. \u00c9g er hagfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur. F\u00e6st mestmegnis vi\u00f0 leikjafr\u00e6\u00f0i.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eLeikjafr\u00e6\u00f0i? Eins og f\u00f3tbolta?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eNei, ekki alveg. \u00c9g l\u00edt \u00e1 leikjafr\u00e6\u00f0i sem grundv\u00f6ll \u00feess a\u00f0 rannsaka \u00e1kvar\u00f0anat\u00f6ku. H\u00fan er notu\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 b\u00faa til l\u00edk\u00f6n af \u00e1greiningi og samvinnu milli skynsamra gerenda. Eins og \u00feeir v\u00e6ru a\u00f0 spila spil. En \u00fe\u00fa? Hva\u00f0 var\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa fer\u00f0a\u00f0ist yfir Atlantshafi\u00f0? Af hreimnum a\u00f0 d\u00e6ma geri \u00e9g r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt Amer\u00edkani.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1 og nei. \u00c9g g\u00e6ti \u00ed sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r kalla\u00f0 mig Amer\u00edkana. \u00c9g er upprunalega fr\u00e1 Kanada en \u00e6vint\u00fdra\u00fer\u00e1in t\u00e6ldi mig snemma a\u00f0 heiman og flutti mig \u00fat um allan heim. \u00cd samanbur\u00f0i vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00edna leikjafr\u00e6\u00f0i er l\u00edf mitt eins konar barnaleikur. Engin gr\u00e1\u00f0a. Heldur al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0leg st\u00f6rf. Barir, veitingasta\u00f0ir og svolei\u00f0is.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eA\u00f0 hafa fer\u00f0ast \u00fat um allan heim hlj\u00f3mar ekki svo sl\u00e6mt, hvar \u00fe\u00e1?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eH\u00e9r og \u00fear. \u00c9g hef b\u00fai\u00f0 \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum, Argent\u00ednu, \u00c1stral\u00edu, London, Par\u00eds, Prag, M\u00f3nak\u00f3 og n\u00fana \u00ed Barsel\u00f3na.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00deetta er svo sannarlega \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ur listi! Og vinnur \u00fe\u00fa n\u00fana \u00e1 bar e\u00f0a veitingasta\u00f0 \u00ed Barsel\u00f3na?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eNei, ekki eins og er. \u00c9g er \u00e1 milli starfa, eins og sagt er. \u00dea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 segja, \u00e9g er atvinnulaus.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eOg hvernig metur \u00fe\u00fa m\u00f6guleika Bar\u00e7a \u00ed kv\u00f6ld?\u201c spur\u00f0i \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttafr\u00e9ttama\u00f0urinn gest kv\u00f6ldsins \u00feegar \u00fej\u00f3nninn h\u00e6kka\u00f0i \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpst\u00e6kinu, um lei\u00f0 og upphitunin fyrir leikinn byrja\u00f0i. \u201e\u00deeir hafa ekki veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 spila sinn besta leik upp \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0kasti\u00f0.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi\u00f0 l\u00e9tum h\u00e1va\u00f0ann \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu trufla samr\u00e6\u00f0ur okkar og fylgdumst \u00feess \u00ed sta\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fatsendingunni. Sm\u00e1m saman haf\u00f0i f\u00f3lk byrja\u00f0 a\u00f0 streyma inn \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0inn til \u00feess a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 leikinn. Alice f\u00e9kk bl\u00f3\u00f0heita andr\u00famslofti\u00f0 sem h\u00fan s\u00f3ttist eftir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1 me\u00f0an \u00e1 leiknum st\u00f3\u00f0, og \u00ed h\u00e1lfleik, t\u00f6lu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 um leikinn og f\u00f3tbolta almennt. \u00c9g panta\u00f0i m\u00e9r nokkra bj\u00f3ra til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar en Alice h\u00e9lt s\u00e9r vi\u00f0 vatni\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00f3marinn bl\u00e9s leikinn af og mannfj\u00f6ldinn klappa\u00f0i. Bar\u00e7a haf\u00f0i unni\u00f0 og var \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0ri st\u00f6\u00f0u til \u00feess a\u00f0 komast \u00e1fram \u00ed n\u00e6stu umfer\u00f0 keppninnar. \u00dej\u00f3nninn setti reikninginn \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 og \u00e9g t\u00f3k fram korti\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 borga. Alice n\u00e6ldi \u00ed nokkra sm\u00e1peninga \u00ed vasann og byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 telja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eLeyf\u00f0u m\u00e9r,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201e\u00deetta voru bara tv\u00e6r vatnsfl\u00f6skur. \u00c9g tek \u00feetta.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi\u00f0 kl\u00e6ddum okkur hvort \u00ed s\u00edna k\u00e1pu og frakka, \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00fej\u00f3nninn f\u00f3r og n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00ed grei\u00f0sluv\u00e9lina til a\u00f0 taka vi\u00f0 kortinu m\u00ednu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eB\u00fdr\u00f0u h\u00e9r \u00ed n\u00e1grenninu?\u201c spur\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201eVi\u00f0 g\u00e6tum gengi\u00f0 saman ef vi\u00f0 erum a\u00f0 fara \u00ed s\u00f6mu \u00e1tt.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g haf\u00f0i noti\u00f0 samverunnar me\u00f0 Alice \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e1 leiknum st\u00f3\u00f0 og vildi framlengja hana um nokkrar m\u00edn\u00fatur, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g hef\u00f0i ekki mikinn t\u00edma afl\u00f6gu \u00feessa dagana vegna greinarinnar. \u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri gaman a\u00f0 ganga saman, skiptast \u00e1 s\u00edman\u00famerum og hittast einhvern t\u00edmann aftur \u00feegar betur st\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eNei, \u00e9g get ekki sagt a\u00f0 \u00e9g b\u00fai \u00ed n\u00e1grenninu,\u201c svara\u00f0i Alice og leit \u00fat um gluggann. \u201eS\u00ed\u00f0ustu n\u00f3tt svaf \u00e9g \u00ed anddyri bankans hinum megin g\u00f6tunnar. \u00deessa stundina er \u00e9g heimilislaus.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g leit \u00e1 Alice. \u00c9g leit \u00e1 pokana hennar. Ef til vill haf\u00f0i h\u00fan ekki veri\u00f0 \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni fr\u00e1 \u00fevottah\u00fasinu eftir allt saman. \u00c9g leit \u00fat um gluggann og yfir a\u00f0 bankanum hinum megin g\u00f6tunnar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eViltu gj\u00f6ra svo vel a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 inn pinni\u00f0, takk?\u201c spur\u00f0i \u00fej\u00f3nninn \u00feegar hann haf\u00f0i sn\u00fai\u00f0 til baka me\u00f0 grei\u00f0sluv\u00e9lina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g sl\u00f3 inn k\u00f3\u00f0ann og bei\u00f0 eftir kvittuninni \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g sneri athyglinni aftur a\u00f0 Alice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eGet \u00e9g be\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feig um grei\u00f0a?\u201c spur\u00f0i Alice \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g gekk fr\u00e1 kortinu m\u00ednu \u00ed veski\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1, \u00e6tli \u00fea\u00f0 ekki,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, enn\u00fe\u00e1 talsvert sleginn yfir \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i heyrt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eM\u00e1 \u00e9g gista \u00e1 s\u00f3fanum \u00fe\u00ednum \u00ed n\u00f3tt?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gista \u00e1 s\u00f3fanum m\u00ednum \u00ed n\u00f3tt? \u00c9g hika\u00f0i. Fyrir nokkrum augnablikum var h\u00fan \u00e1hugaver\u00f0 kona sem \u00e9g vildi gjarnan kynnast betur. Fyrir nokkrum augnablikum hef\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki hugsa\u00f0 mig tvisvar um \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g by\u00f0i henni heim. N\u00fana, \u00fe\u00e1 var eitthva\u00f0 sem h\u00e9lt aftur af m\u00e9r. M\u00e9r lei\u00f0 vandr\u00e6\u00f0alega yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00f3kunnugum heimilisleysingja a\u00f0 gista \u00ed stofunni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eBara \u00ed eina n\u00f3tt,\u201c ba\u00f0 Alice. \u201eMig langar bara a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a einni n\u00f3tt fjarri kuldanum. Mig langar a\u00f0 sofa \u00e1 \u00f6ruggum sta\u00f0. Burt fr\u00e1 h\u00e6ttum g\u00f6tunnar.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g fann svita spretta fram \u00ed l\u00f3fana og kinnarnar brenna, \u00fear sem bl\u00f3\u00f0 t\u00f3k a\u00f0 streyma \u00ed auknum m\u00e6li upp til h\u00f6fu\u00f0sins. \u00c9g var einstaklega \u00f3laginn vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka skyndi\u00e1kvar\u00f0anir. \u00c9g \u00f6rv\u00e6nti alltaf. En n\u00fa \u00feurfti \u00e9g a\u00f0 r\u00f3a mig. \u00c9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 hugsa sk\u00fdrt. R\u00f6kr\u00e6\u00f0a. \u00c9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 setja \u00e1standi\u00f0 \u00ed samhengi sem \u00e9g \u00feekkti vel. \u00c9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 fr\u00e1 leikjafr\u00e6\u00f0ilegu sj\u00f3narhorni. \u00c9g g\u00e6ti sett \u00feetta upp sem tveggja manna spil, \u00fear sem \u00e9g \u00e1tti n\u00e6sta leik. \u00c9g g\u00e6ti anna\u00f0hvort svara\u00f0 henni <em>j\u00e1tandi<\/em> e\u00f0a <em>neitandi<\/em>. \u00de\u00e1 v\u00e6ri komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 henni a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00e1 spilin. \u00dear voru tv\u00e6r \u00fatkomur m\u00f6gulegar. H\u00fan g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 <em>hei\u00f0arleg<\/em> e\u00f0a <em>\u00f3hei\u00f0arleg<\/em>. \u00deess vegna, \u00feegar allt kom til alls, voru fj\u00f3rar ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0ur m\u00f6gulegar. Ef \u00e9g seg\u00f0i <em>j\u00e1<\/em> og h\u00fan v\u00e6ri <em>\u00f3hei\u00f0arleg<\/em>, \u00fe\u00e1 myndi \u00e9g tapa. Ef \u00e9g seg\u00f0i <em>nei<\/em> og h\u00fan v\u00e6ri <em>hei\u00f0arleg<\/em>, \u00fe\u00e1 myndi h\u00fan tapa. Ef \u00e9g seg\u00f0i <em>j\u00e1<\/em> og h\u00fan v\u00e6ri <em>hei\u00f0arleg<\/em>, myndum vi\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i vinna. Ef \u00e9g seg\u00f0i <em>nei<\/em> og h\u00fan v\u00e6ri <em>\u00f3hei\u00f0arleg<\/em>, \u00fe\u00e1 myndi \u00e9g vinna. \u00c9g \u00e1tti leikinn. \u00cd leikjafr\u00e6\u00f0ilegum skilningi var nokku\u00f0 lj\u00f3st hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 velja. \u00c9g var ekki \u00e1h\u00e6ttus\u00e6kinn einstaklingur, og til \u00feess a\u00f0 tryggja a\u00f0 \u00e9g tapa\u00f0i ekki, \u00fe\u00e1 var hyggilegast fyrir mig a\u00f0 segja <em>nei<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00fa, \u00e6tli \u00fea\u00f0 ekki,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g og kom sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r \u00e1 \u00f3vart. Hyggjuviti\u00f0 haf\u00f0i yfirh\u00f6ndina gagnvart r\u00f6khugsuninni. \u00c9g haga\u00f0i m\u00e9r ekki eins og skyns\u00f6mu gerendurnir sem \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0i um \u00ed v\u00edsindagreinunum m\u00ednum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eTakk!\u201c hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i Alice og fa\u00f0ma\u00f0i mig. \u201e\u00c9g met \u00fea\u00f0 mj\u00f6g mikils.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00fan t\u00f3k upp pokana s\u00edna og vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 \u00fatidyrunum. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt dyrunum opnum og vi\u00f0 yfirg\u00e1fum veitingasta\u00f0inn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00c9g elska kv\u00f6ldin \u00ed Barsel\u00f3na,\u201c sag\u00f0i Alice er vi\u00f0 komum \u00fat \u00e1 g\u00f6tu. \u201eOg s\u00e9rstaklega \u00ed Gr\u00e0cia. \u00dea\u00f0 er alltaf svo margt f\u00f3lk \u00e1 g\u00f6tum \u00fati en samt er andr\u00famslofti\u00f0 r\u00f3legt. \u00deetta er einhvers konar n\u00e1tt\u00farulegt fl\u00e6\u00f0i. A\u00f0 einhverju leyti eins og \u00edslenska landslagi\u00f0\u2014geri \u00e9g r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir\u2014svo \u00f6rvandi vegna \u00feess hversu framandi \u00fea\u00f0 er en \u00e1 sama t\u00edma svo r\u00f3andi vegna kyrr\u00f0arinnar.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 veita \u00fev\u00ed athygli sem h\u00fan var a\u00f0 segja. Haf\u00f0i \u00e9g gert axarskaft me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fylgja hyggjuvitinu \u00ed sta\u00f0 leikjafr\u00e6\u00f0ilegrar r\u00f6ksemdaf\u00e6rslu? Alice leit hins vegar \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera g\u00f3\u00f0 stelpa, og ef \u00e9g liti \u00e1 \u00e1standi\u00f0 \u00fat fr\u00e1 l\u00edkindafr\u00e6\u00f0ilegu sj\u00f3narhorni var ekki \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur. A\u00f0 \u00f6llum l\u00edkindum v\u00e6ri h\u00fan hei\u00f0arleg og \u00e9g \u00feyrfti ekki a\u00f0 hr\u00e6\u00f0ast neitt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eEr \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feess vegna sem \u00fe\u00e9r l\u00edkar vi\u00f0 Gr\u00e0cia-hverfi\u00f0?\u201c spur\u00f0i Alice \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 gengum eftir Carrer de Verdi. \u201eA\u00f0 \u00fear s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 svo n\u00e1tt\u00farulegt fl\u00e6\u00f0i, eins og \u00ed landslaginu \u00e1 \u00cdslandi?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00c9g geri r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g og hugsa\u00f0i me\u00f0 m\u00e9r hvort \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri heimskulegt a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00e1 \u00e1standi\u00f0 fr\u00e1 l\u00edkindafr\u00e6\u00f0ilegu sj\u00f3narhorni. Gat \u00e9g raunverulega haldi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 \u00f6llum l\u00edkindum hei\u00f0arleg? \u00c9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 taka eitthva\u00f0 af l\u00edkindamassanum fr\u00e1 fyrir \u00feann m\u00f6guleika a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri \u00f3hei\u00f0arleg. Hva\u00f0 ger\u00f0ist \u00fe\u00e1?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00de\u00e1 erum vi\u00f0 komin.\u201c \u00c9g h\u00f6ndla\u00f0i lyklana klaufalega \u00feegar \u00e9g opna\u00f0i dyrnar inn \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina m\u00edna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi\u00f0 gengum inn og \u00e9g l\u00e6sti hur\u00f0inni \u00e1 eftir okkur me\u00f0 hengil\u00e1s. \u00c9g \u00edhuga\u00f0i a\u00f0 l\u00e6sa einnig me\u00f0 lykli\u2014til vonar og vara til \u00feess a\u00f0 hindra Alice \u00ed a\u00f0 fl\u00fdja me\u00f0 eigur m\u00ednar. \u00dea\u00f0 myndi \u00fe\u00f3 hugsanlega vera vandr\u00e6\u00f0alegt. Hvernig g\u00e6ti \u00e9g r\u00f6kstutt \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0ger\u00f0, ef h\u00fan myndi spyrja?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eH\u00e9r er svefnherbergi\u00f0 mitt, vinnuherbergi\u00f0, ba\u00f0i\u00f0,\u201c \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i \u00e9g, \u00fear sem \u00e9g leiddi Alice \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 stofunni. \u201eOg eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 er innar \u00e1 ganginum.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00deetta er virkilega snotur \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt,\u201c sag\u00f0i Alice \u00feegar vi\u00f0 gengum inn \u00ed stofuna. \u201e\u00de\u00fa hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9na sm\u00e1 form\u00fagu me\u00f0 \u00feessum leikjum \u00fe\u00ednum.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00deetta ver\u00f0ur r\u00fami\u00f0 \u00feitt \u00ed n\u00f3tt.\u201c \u00c9g dr\u00f3 s\u00f3fas\u00e6ti\u00f0 fram og breytti s\u00f3fanum \u00ed svefns\u00f3fa. \u201e\u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed r\u00famf\u00f6t.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g f\u00f3r inn \u00ed vinnuherbergi\u00f0 og n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00ed r\u00famf\u00f6t \u00ed fatask\u00e1pinn sem fyllti einn vegginn \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00fe\u00e9ttsetnum b\u00f3kahillum. \u00c9g dr\u00f3 andann dj\u00fapt. Alice leit \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera saklaus kona. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00f6rugglega engin \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a fyrir mig a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eG\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g eftir a\u00f0 hafa undirb\u00fai\u00f0 svefns\u00f3fann fyrir Alice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00c9g vona a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa n\u00e1ir dj\u00fapum svefni,\u201c svara\u00f0i h\u00fan brosandi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g svara\u00f0i me\u00f0 vandr\u00e6\u00f0alegu brosi og h\u00e9lt yfir \u00ed svefnherbergi\u00f0 mitt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g opna\u00f0i augun og leit \u00e1 vekjaraklukkuna. H\u00fan s\u00fdndi eitt eftir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti. \u00c9g gat ekki sofi\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00c9g vona a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa n\u00e1ir dj\u00fapum svefni,\u201c haf\u00f0i Alice sagt. \u201e\u00de\u00fa hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9na sm\u00e1 form\u00fagu me\u00f0 \u00feessum leikjum \u00fe\u00ednum.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hva\u00f0 \u00e1tti h\u00fan vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed? Dj\u00fapur svefn? Var h\u00fan a\u00f0 vona a\u00f0 \u00e9g sv\u00e6fi svo f\u00f6stum svefni a\u00f0 h\u00fan myndi hafa gott t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 r\u00e6na mig \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g hraut? Var h\u00fan me\u00f0 augun \u00e1 fart\u00f6lvunni? Myndav\u00e9linni? Hlj\u00f3mflutningst\u00e6kjunum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g anda\u00f0i dj\u00fapt. \u00dea\u00f0 var ekkert til \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur af. L\u00edkindafr\u00e6\u00f0in var \u00e1 m\u00ednu bandi. A\u00f0 \u00f6llum l\u00edkindum var Alice hei\u00f0arleg. H\u00fan var st\u00f6dd h\u00e9r sem gestur minn til \u00feess a\u00f0 geta sofi\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00f6ruggum sta\u00f0. H\u00fan var ekki h\u00e9rna til \u00feess a\u00f0 ska\u00f0a mig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g opna\u00f0i augun og leit \u00e1 vekjaraklukkuna. H\u00fan s\u00fdndi tv\u00f6 eftir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt ni\u00f0ri \u00ed m\u00e9r andanum og hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 hlj\u00f3\u00f0in fr\u00e1 stofunni. \u00dea\u00f0an b\u00e1rust dj\u00fap svefnhlj\u00f3\u00f0. Eins og einhver v\u00e6ri \u00ed fastasvefni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eMig langar a\u00f0 sofa \u00e1 \u00f6ruggum sta\u00f0. Burt fr\u00e1 h\u00e6ttum g\u00f6tunnar,\u201c haf\u00f0i h\u00fan sagt \u00feegar h\u00fan sannf\u00e6r\u00f0i mig um a\u00f0 leyfa henni a\u00f0 koma heim me\u00f0 m\u00e9r og f\u00e1 a\u00f0 gista yfir n\u00f3ttina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hvernig gat h\u00fan tali\u00f0 sig \u00f6rugga heima hj\u00e1 \u00f3kunnugum? Hvernig vissi h\u00fan a\u00f0 henni stafa\u00f0i ekki h\u00e6tta af m\u00e9r? \u00c9g g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0ingur, ofbeldisseggur og nau\u00f0gari. Var h\u00fan \u00f6rugg \u00fev\u00ed h\u00fan haf\u00f0i \u00feri\u00f0ja a\u00f0ila \u00e1 s\u00ednu bandi? Einhvern sem h\u00fan myndi hleypa inn um svarta n\u00f3ttina \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00ed fastasvefni? E\u00f0a dj\u00fapum svefni, eins og h\u00fan or\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0. Var h\u00fan a\u00f0 \u00feykjast sofa? Var h\u00fan a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g sofna\u00f0i? B\u00ed\u00f0andi \u00fear til h\u00fan hef\u00f0i \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina \u00fat af fyrir sig? B\u00ed\u00f0andi eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan fengi s\u00ednu framgengt og g\u00e6ti r\u00e6nt mig? \u00c9g hef\u00f0i \u00e1tt a\u00f0 l\u00e6sa dyrunum me\u00f0 lykli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g opna\u00f0i augun og leit \u00e1 vekjaraklukkuna. H\u00fan s\u00fdndi \u00ferj\u00fa eftir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti. \u00c9g heyr\u00f0i umgang \u00e1 ganginum fyrir utan \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina. \u00c9g heyr\u00f0i hringl \u00ed m\u00e1lmi. \u00c9g vaf\u00f0i mig upp \u00ed f\u00f3sturstellingu og fa\u00f0ma\u00f0i aukakoddann minn. Hva\u00f0 haf\u00f0i \u00e9g gert? Hva\u00f0 var a\u00f0 gerast? \u00c9g var svo mikill f\u00e1bj\u00e1ni. Hvers vegna hleypti \u00e9g \u00feessari konu inn \u00e1 heimili mitt. Hva\u00f0 gat \u00e9g gert?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g heyr\u00f0i dyr n\u00e1grannans lj\u00fakast upp. Hann var l\u00edklega a\u00f0 koma heim eftir langa kv\u00f6ldvakt. H\u00e6ttan var li\u00f0in hj\u00e1 um sinn, en hjarta\u00f0 bar\u00f0ist \u00e1fram \u00e1 \u00f3gnarhra\u00f0a \u00ed brj\u00f3sti m\u00e9r. Hugurinn setti upp skyggnus\u00fdningu \u00ed h\u00f6f\u00f0i m\u00e9r og renndi \u00ed gegnum s\u00f6mu myndirnar aftur og aftur. Augnabliki\u00f0 \u00feegar Alice gekk inn \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0inn. Hvernig h\u00fan valdi mig sem f\u00f3rnarlamb sitt. Senuna \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 gengum saman um g\u00f6tur Gr\u00e0cia-hverfis. Hvernig h\u00fan glotti sakleysislega \u00feegar h\u00fan bau\u00f0 m\u00e9r g\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g opna\u00f0i augun og leit \u00e1 vekjaraklukkuna. H\u00fan s\u00fdndi fj\u00f6gur eftir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti. \u00c9g heyr\u00f0i einhvern r\u00e6skja sig vi\u00f0 f\u00f3tagaflinn. \u00dea\u00f0 var Alice. H\u00fan st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00fear me\u00f0 hendur fyrir aftan bak og horf\u00f0i \u00e1 mig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eVakandi?\u201c spur\u00f0i Alice og glotti. \u201e\u00c1tt \u00fe\u00fa erfitt me\u00f0 svefn \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00fa \u00feor\u00f0ir ekki a\u00f0 l\u00e6sa me\u00f0 lykli? Hver heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9? Einhver dj\u00f6fulsins t\u00edk sem \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 ska\u00f0a \u00feig \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00fe\u00fa sefur?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g blikka\u00f0i augunum en gat ekki komi\u00f0 upp or\u00f0i. H\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r var \u00feungt, fastskor\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00e1 milli svefns og v\u00f6ku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eAlice!\u201c hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i einhver inn af ganginum. \u201eKomum okkur!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g fann fyrir hn\u00fat \u00ed maganum. Mig langa\u00f0i til a\u00f0 st\u00f6kkva fram \u00far r\u00faminu en gat ekki hreyft mig. \u00dea\u00f0 var eins og hendurnar v\u00e6ru bundnar vi\u00f0 b\u00fakinn og f\u00e6turnir hvor vi\u00f0 annan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eUss,\u201c hv\u00edsla\u00f0i Alice og dr\u00f3 a\u00f0ra h\u00f6ndina fram og lag\u00f0i v\u00edsifingur \u00e1 varir s\u00ednar. \u201eLigg\u00f0u bara r\u00f3legur. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 fara.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00fan dr\u00f3 hina h\u00f6ndina fram og beindi skammbyssu a\u00f0 andlitinu \u00e1 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e<em>Game over!<\/em>\u201c hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i h\u00fan um lei\u00f0 og h\u00fan t\u00f3k \u00ed gikkinn og allt var\u00f0 svart fyrir augum m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g opna\u00f0i augun og leit \u00e1 vekjaraklukkuna. H\u00fan s\u00fdndi t\u00edu a\u00f0 morgni. \u00c9g yr\u00f0i of seinn \u00ed vinnuna \u00ed dag\u2014haf\u00f0i sofi\u00f0 r\u00e6kilega yfir mig. \u00c9g f\u00f3r fram \u00far r\u00faminu og kl\u00e6ddi mig \u00ed \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttabuxur og stuttermabol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00e1lfsofandi staula\u00f0ist \u00e9g fram \u00e1 ganginn og inn \u00e1 ba\u00f0herbergi\u00f0. \u00dear sem \u00e9g settist \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 rifju\u00f0ust atbur\u00f0ir g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldsins upp fyrir m\u00e9r. Leikurinn. Alice. Byssan. Var h\u00fan bara draumur? Var h\u00fan enn sofandi? Var h\u00fan raunveruleg? Haf\u00f0i h\u00fan yfirgefi\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina? Hva\u00f0 var draumur og hva\u00f0 var raunveruleiki? Voru m\u00ednar eigur \u00e1 s\u00ednum sta\u00f0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g leit \u00ed kringum mig \u00e1 ba\u00f0herberginu. Allt virtist eins og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1tti a\u00f0 vera. Nei, b\u00edddu. H\u00e1rbl\u00e1sarinn. Hann var horfinn. Alice haf\u00f0i stoli\u00f0 h\u00e1rbl\u00e1saranum m\u00ednum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g gekk aftur inn ganginn og leit varlega inn \u00ed stofuna. Svefns\u00f3fanum haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 breytt \u00ed s\u00f3fa \u00e1 n\u00fd. R\u00famf\u00f6tin voru vandlega brotin saman og h\u00e1rbl\u00e1sarinn l\u00e1 ofan \u00e1 \u00feeim. Alice var hvergi sj\u00e1anleg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g heyr\u00f0i skru\u00f0ning utan \u00far eldh\u00fasinu. \u00devottav\u00e9lin var a\u00f0 hefja s\u00edna s\u00ed\u00f0ustu og h\u00e1v\u00e6rustu vindu. \u00c9g gekk inn \u00ed eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 og s\u00e1 Alice standa vi\u00f0 eldav\u00e9lina, bakandi p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kur. H\u00fan haf\u00f0i skipt um f\u00f6t fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed kv\u00f6ldinu \u00e1\u00f0ur og var kl\u00e6dd \u00ed svartar gallabuxur og rau\u00f0a peysu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eG\u00f3\u00f0an daginn,\u201c sag\u00f0i h\u00fan og brosti. \u201e\u00dea\u00f0 er naumast a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa sefur. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tla\u00f0ir aldrei a\u00f0 vakna.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1, nei, g\u00f3\u00f0an daginn,\u201c muldra\u00f0i \u00e9g og nudda\u00f0i h\u00e6gri eyrnasnepilinn me\u00f0 \u00feumal og v\u00edsifingri. \u201e\u00c9g svaf frekar illa. F\u00e9kk undarlega martr\u00f6\u00f0.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 var leitt a\u00f0 heyra,\u201c sag\u00f0i h\u00fan og setti upp skeifu. \u201e\u00c9g vona a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir ekkert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g l\u00e1na\u00f0i sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r handkl\u00e6\u00f0i og f\u00f3r \u00ed sturtu. \u00c9g veitti m\u00e9r einnig \u00fea\u00f0 bessaleyfi a\u00f0 setja \u00ed eina v\u00e9l.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eNei, \u00fea\u00f0 er allt \u00ed f\u00ednasta lagi.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e6ja,\u201c sagi h\u00fan og neri h\u00f6ndunum saman. \u201eN\u00f3g af spjalli. Morgunmaturinn er tilb\u00fainn. G\u00e6tir \u00fe\u00fa fari\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feetta inn \u00ed stofu?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H\u00fan r\u00e9tti m\u00e9r disk me\u00f0 h\u00e1um stafla af \u00feykkum amer\u00edskum p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kum og tvo sm\u00e6rri diska me\u00f0 hn\u00edfap\u00f6rum og serv\u00edettum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLungo e\u00f0a espress\u00f3?\u201d spur\u00f0i h\u00fan eins og \u00fej\u00e1lfa\u00f0ur \u00fej\u00f3nn. \u201eMj\u00f3lk e\u00f0a sykur?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eEspress\u00f3, takk. Svartan,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og f\u00f3r me\u00f0 p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kurnar inn \u00ed stofu. \u00cd bakgrunninum heyr\u00f0i \u00e9g su\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed Nespresso-v\u00e9linni minni sem \u00fer\u00fdsti sj\u00f3\u00f0andi vatninu \u00ed gegnum kaffihylki\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eEr \u00fe\u00e9r sama \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g setji \u00feurrkarann af sta\u00f0 \u00e1 me\u00f0an vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0um morgunmat?\u201c spur\u00f0i h\u00fan \u00feegar \u00e9g kom aftur inn \u00ed eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 og s\u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00fan var \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feegar a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra f\u00f6tin s\u00edn \u00far \u00fevottav\u00e9linni yfir \u00ed \u00feurrkarann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 er allt \u00ed lagi,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og geispa\u00f0i. \u00c9g var ekki fyllilega b\u00fainn a\u00f0 n\u00e1 m\u00e9r eftir slitr\u00f3ttan svefninn. \u201eEr eitthva\u00f0 fleira sem \u00e9g get sett \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 held \u00e9g n\u00fa!\u201c sag\u00f0i Alice og r\u00e9tti m\u00e9r bakka me\u00f0 kaffifanti, espress\u00f3bolla, hlyns\u00fdr\u00f3pi, Nutella, tveimur sultukrukkum og smj\u00f6ri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deegar vi\u00f0 settumst vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0stofubor\u00f0i\u00f0, hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g me\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00edl\u00edkur morgunver\u00f0ur haf\u00f0i ekki veri\u00f0 borinn fram \u00e1 \u00feessu heimili \u00ed h\u00e1a herrans t\u00ed\u00f0. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i gleymt a\u00f0 \u00feessar kr\u00e6singar v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 finna \u00ed sk\u00e1pum m\u00ednum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eP\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kurnar eru afar g\u00f3ms\u00e6tar,\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g eftir a\u00f0 hafa smakka\u00f0 fyrsta bitann. \u00dea\u00f0 var engin kurteisislygi og \u00e9g fann orkuna magnast sm\u00e1m saman upp \u00ed l\u00edkamanum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 gle\u00f0ur mig a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r skuli l\u00edka \u00fe\u00e6r.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 er gott a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r almennilegan morgunmat \u00f6\u00f0ru hvoru. A\u00f0 \u00f6llu j\u00f6fnu l\u00e6t \u00e9g m\u00e9r n\u00e6gja a\u00f0 f\u00e1 m\u00e9r tvo til \u00ferj\u00e1 kaffibolla fram a\u00f0 h\u00e1degi.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi\u00f0 s\u00e1tum \u00fe\u00f6gul um stund og nutum \u00feess a\u00f0 g\u00e6\u00f0a okkur \u00e1 p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kunum og kaffinu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eHvernig kom \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa enda\u00f0ir \u00e1 g\u00f6tunni?\u201c spur\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feegar t\u00f3k a\u00f0 l\u00e9tta til \u00ed h\u00f6f\u00f0i m\u00e9r eftir a\u00f0 hafa skellt \u00ed mig kaffinu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eS\u00ed\u00f0asta heimili mitt gufa\u00f0i upp um lei\u00f0 og starfi\u00f0,\u201c svara\u00f0i Alice og bei\u00f0 um stund \u00e1\u00f0ur en h\u00fan h\u00e9lt s\u00f6gunni \u00e1fram. \u201e\u00c9g var a\u00f0sto\u00f0arkokkur \u00e1 hamborgarab\u00fallu \u00ed Sants. Bj\u00f3 me\u00f0 a\u00f0alkokkinum. Sambandi\u00f0 fu\u00f0ra\u00f0i hins vegar upp \u00ed lj\u00f3sum logum. En \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki a\u00f0 \u00f6llu leyti m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kenna. \u00c9g vissi ekki a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 myndi kvikna \u00ed dj\u00fapsteikingarpottinum \u00feegar \u00e9g kasta\u00f0i fl\u00f6skunni.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eHva\u00f0a fl\u00f6sku?\u201c spur\u00f0i \u00e9g og var ekki viss hvort sagan v\u00e6ri ruglingsleg e\u00f0a \u00e9g bara \u00fereyttur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eVisk\u00edflaskan sem \u00e9g var a\u00f0 taka upp \u00far sendingu. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i r\u00e9tt \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed komist a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Tony, s\u00e6nski kokkurinn, a\u00f0alborgarasteikingarma\u00f0urinn, eigandinn og gaurinn sem \u00e9g bj\u00f3 me\u00f0, haf\u00f0i sofi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 St\u00f3rbrj\u00f3sta-Barb\u00ed, \u00fej\u00f3nustust\u00falkunni sem var greinilega jafn dugleg a\u00f0 bera fram st\u00f3ru mel\u00f3nurnar s\u00ednar og safar\u00edku hamborgarana. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00ed grundvallaratri\u00f0um \u00feannig sem \u00e9g enda\u00f0i \u00e1 g\u00f6tunni. \u00c9g henti fl\u00f6skunni. Hamborgarab\u00falla Tony brann. Hann henti m\u00e9r \u00fat.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eHven\u00e6r ger\u00f0ist \u00feetta?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eFyrir um \u00fea\u00f0 bil m\u00e1nu\u00f0i.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eHva\u00f0 haf\u00f0ir\u00f0u unni\u00f0 lengi hj\u00e1 Tony?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eH\u00e1lft \u00e1r?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eOg \u00e1 undan \u00fev\u00ed?\u201c spur\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201eEf \u00fe\u00fa afsakar yfirheyrsluna.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 er allt \u00ed lagi,\u201c sag\u00f0i Alice og brosti. \u201e\u00c9g skulda \u00fe\u00e9r n\u00e6turgrei\u00f0ann&#8230; \u00dear \u00e1 undan?&#8230; \u00c9g vann \u00e1 vegan, hr\u00e1f\u00e6\u00f0istapasbar. Maturinn var\u2014\u00f3tr\u00falegt en satt\u2014mj\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0ur en \u00fea\u00f0 getur veri\u00f0 erfitt a\u00f0 selja tapas \u00e1n hr\u00e1skinku og ostabakka. Sta\u00f0urinn f\u00f3r \u00e1 hausinn&#8230; \u00e1n loga&#8230; a\u00f0 m\u00f6rgu leyti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00dear \u00e1 undan var \u00e9g rekin \u00far h\u00f3telm\u00f3tt\u00f6kustarfi, fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 gefa einum gestinum m\u00f3tt\u00f6ku sem var ekki \u00e1 ver\u00f0listanum&#8230; ef \u00fe\u00fa skilur hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1 vi\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 var n\u00fa samt allt l\u00f6glegt en kannski ekki faglegt.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJa, h\u00e9rna h\u00e9r. \u00d3heppnin vir\u00f0ist elta \u00feig.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00c9g er ekki viss um a\u00f0 kerfisbundin \u00f3g\u00e6fa m\u00edn geti skrifast \u00e1 \u00f3heppni. \u00c9g held \u00e9g hafi \u00feess heldur einstaka h\u00e6fileika til \u00feess a\u00f0 kl\u00fa\u00f0ra hverju \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g tek m\u00e9r fyrir hendur.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">* * *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eftir morgunmatinn b\u00e1rum vi\u00f0 diskana aftur inn \u00ed eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 og \u00e9g vaska\u00f0i upp \u00e1 me\u00f0an Alice braut \u00fevottinn sinn saman. Hann gat varla veri\u00f0 fullkomlega \u00feurr eftir tilt\u00f6lulega stutta veru \u00ed \u00feurrkaranum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e6ja, \u00fe\u00e1 er best a\u00f0 koma s\u00e9r af sta\u00f0,\u201c sag\u00f0i h\u00fan og t\u00f3k s\u00ed\u00f0ustu pj\u00f6tluna \u00far \u00feurrkaranum, braut hana saman og gekk fr\u00e1 henni \u00ed pokann. \u201e\u00c9g vil ekki tefja \u00feig \u00ed allan dag. \u00de\u00fa \u00fearft a\u00f0 fara \u00ed vinnuna.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eViltu gista a\u00f0ra n\u00f3tt?\u201c spur\u00f0i \u00e9g og lag\u00f0i fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r gaffalinn sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feurrka. \u201eE\u00f0a a\u00f0 minnsta kosti vera h\u00e9rna \u00ed sm\u00e1 t\u00edma til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar til \u00feess a\u00f0 leyfa \u00fevottinum a\u00f0 \u00feorna almennilega.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 er einstaklega fallegt bo\u00f0, takk fyrir,\u201c sag\u00f0i h\u00fan, gekk upp a\u00f0 m\u00e9r, setti h\u00f6ndina \u00e1 upphandlegg minn og horf\u00f0i \u00ed augu m\u00e9r. \u201e\u00c9g hef sett m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 meginreglu a\u00f0 sofa ekki \u00e1 sama sta\u00f0 \u00ed meira en eina n\u00f3tt \u00ed einu. \u00c9g vil ekki koma m\u00e9r upp vana. Ekki \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1standi sem \u00e9g er. En takk fyrir gott bo\u00f0. \u00c9g vir\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0. Ef til vill seinna. Undir \u00f6\u00f0rum kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um. \u00deegar \u00e9g hef n\u00e1\u00f0 m\u00e9r af g\u00f6tunni.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eTakk fyrir allt,\u201c sag\u00f0i h\u00fan, halla\u00f0i s\u00e9r fram og kyssti mig \u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0ar kinnar. \u201eBless, bless.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9g fylgdi henni til dyra. \u00c9g var eitthva\u00f0 hrifn\u00e6mur \u00feessa stundina og \u00e9g f\u00e9kk t\u00e1r \u00ed anna\u00f0 auga\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g horf\u00f0i \u00e1 eftir henni ganga fram \u00e1 stigapallinn me\u00f0 st\u00f3ran plastpoka \u00ed hvorri h\u00f6nd. \u00c9g \u00feurrka\u00f0i t\u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00ed burtu, \u00ed \u00feann mund sem h\u00fan sneri s\u00e9r vi\u00f0 og brosti til m\u00edn, \u00e1\u00f0ur en h\u00fan h\u00e9lt af sta\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur stigann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<aside class=\"wp-block-group book-ad has-text-color has-background\" style=\"color:#000000;background-color:#257ea9\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:33% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"778\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Taladu_vid_okunnuga.jpg?resize=778%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Tala\u00f0u vi\u00f0 \u00f3kunnuga \u2014 K\u00e1puh\u00f6nnun Ana Pi\u00f1eyro\" class=\"wp-image-1578 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Taladu_vid_okunnuga.jpg?resize=778%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 778w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Taladu_vid_okunnuga.jpg?resize=228%2C300&amp;ssl=1 228w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Taladu_vid_okunnuga.jpg?resize=768%2C1011&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Taladu_vid_okunnuga.jpg?resize=900%2C1185&amp;ssl=1 900w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Taladu_vid_okunnuga.jpg?resize=500%2C658&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Taladu_vid_okunnuga.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 778px) 100vw, 778px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Tala\u00f0u vi\u00f0 \u00f3kunnuga<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00deessi sm\u00e1saga birtist \u00ed sm\u00e1sagnasafninu Tala\u00f0u vi\u00f0 \u00f3kunnuga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ef \u00fe\u00fa haf\u00f0ir gaman a\u00f0 s\u00f6gunni \u00fe\u00e1 hvetjum vi\u00f0 \u00feig til \u00feess a\u00f0 styrkja \u00fatg\u00e1funa me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kaupa eintak af b\u00f3kinni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Tala\u00f0u vi\u00f0 \u00f3kunnuga <\/em>f\u00e6st sem kilja hj\u00e1 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/9935946606\/\">Amazon<\/a> og <a href=\"https:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/tala-u-vi-kunnuga-b-rkur-sigurbj-rnsson\/1133064553\">Barnes and Noble<\/a>. Rafb\u00e6kur f\u00e1st hj\u00e1 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B07WQP3JVS\">Kindle Store<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/books.apple.com\/us\/book\/tala%C3%B0u-vi%C3%B0-%C3%B3kunnuga\/id1476987961\">Apple Books<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kobo.com\/gb\/en\/ebook\/talau-vi-okunnuga\">Kobo<\/a>, og <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storytel.com\/is\/is\/books\/tala%C3%B0u-vi%C3%B0-%C3%B3kunnuga-2028498\">Storytel<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ennig m\u00e1 styrkja h\u00f6fundinn \u00ed gegnum <a href=\"https:\/\/patreon.com\/UrbanVolcano\">Patreon<\/a> og <a href=\"https:\/\/buymeacoffee.com\/borkur\">Buy Me a Coffee<\/a> e\u00f0a me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gefa b\u00f3kinni einkunn \u00e1 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/47872659-tala-u-vi-kunnuga\">Goodreads<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-horizontal is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-499968f5 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-50\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/taladu-vid-okunnuga\/\" style=\"border-radius:50px;color:#ffffff;background-color:#000000\">n\u00e1nari uppl\u00fdsingar<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/aside>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sm\u00e1saga eftir B\u00f6rk Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson. Leikjafr\u00e6\u00f0ingur hittir athyglisver\u00f0a konu \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0 \u00fear sem f\u00f3lk safnast saman til a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 f\u00f3tboltaleik. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1349,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[6,45,75,41],"class_list":["post-1347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-smasogur","tag-barir-kaffihus","tag-draumar","tag-kvidi","tag-leikir","col-md-6 col-sm-6"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/leikur.png?fit=1025%2C1025&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1347"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2426,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions\/2426"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}