{"id":303,"date":"1999-09-01T07:52:00","date_gmt":"1999-09-01T07:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smafuglar.net\/1999\/09\/sveito\/"},"modified":"2025-01-14T07:33:55","modified_gmt":"2025-01-14T07:33:55","slug":"sveito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/sveito\/","title":{"rendered":"Sveit\u00f3"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"Sveit\u00f3<\/a>
Myndskreyting B\u00f6rkur Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

– Hva\u00f0 starfar\u00f0u?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* \u00c9g b\u00fd \u00ed sveit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ertu b\u00f3ndi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* J\u00e1 , \u00e9g er b\u00f3ndi. \u00c9g er b\u00f3ndi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ertu me\u00f0 margt f\u00e9?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* F\u00e9? Nei, nei bara svona r\u00e9tt til a\u00f0 borga \u00ed str\u00e6t\u00f3.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nei, \u00e9g meina hinsegin f\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Ha hvernig f\u00e9 \u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00c9g meina l\u00edtil krullh\u00e6r\u00f0 d\u00fdr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* J\u00e1 d\u00fdr. \u00c9g er me\u00f0 fullt af d\u00fdrum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Og margar kindur?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Kindur?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– J\u00e1, litlu krullh\u00e6r\u00f0u d\u00fdrin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* J\u00e1, \u00fe\u00fa meinar meme. \u00c9g er me\u00f0 miki\u00f0 af meme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ert \u00fe\u00fa einnig me\u00f0 nautgripi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Nautgripi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– J\u00e1, st\u00f3ru d\u00fdrin sem segja mu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* \u00de\u00fa meinar mumu. \u00c9g er me\u00f0 fj\u00f3rar mumu. \u00de\u00e6r bor\u00f0a miki\u00f0 gras.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– J\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 virkilegt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Ho ho bor\u00f0ar l\u00edka miki\u00f0 gras en voffvoff bor\u00f0ar ekki gras.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ert \u00fe\u00fa viss um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt b\u00f3ndi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* J\u00e1 au\u00f0vita\u00f0. En \u00fe\u00fa, hva\u00f0 starfar \u00fe\u00fa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00c9g \u00fdti \u00e1 takka, marga takka. Kannski \u00fe\u00fasund takka \u00e1 dag e\u00f0a kannski millj\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Vinnur\u00f0u vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– J\u00e1 t\u00f6lvu. \u00c9g vinn vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Ert \u00fe\u00fa kannski mennta\u00f0ur t\u00f6lvunarfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur og s\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur \u00e1 svi\u00f0i vi\u00f0skiptahugb\u00fana\u00f0arlausna fyrir sm\u00e6rri og me\u00f0al st\u00f3r fyrirt\u00e6ki \u00ed fisk\u00fatflutningi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– J\u00e1 akk\u00farat. \u00c9g er mennta\u00f0ur t\u00f6lvunarfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur og s\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur \u00e1 svi\u00f0i vi\u00f0skiptahugb\u00fana\u00f0arlausna fyrir sm\u00e6rri og me\u00f0al st\u00f3r fyrirt\u00e6ki \u00ed fisk\u00fatflutningi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sm\u00e1saga eftir B\u00f6rk Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson. Fur\u00f0ulegt samtal b\u00f3nda og t\u00f6lvunarfr\u00e6\u00f0ings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2375,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[67],"class_list":["post-303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-smasogur","tag-bid","col-md-6 col-sm-6"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/1999\/09\/sveito.png?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2377,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions\/2377"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}