– Hall\u00f3. \u00c9g heiti Ferdinand. Vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um v\u00edst herbergisf\u00e9lagar. Hva\u00f0 var\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa komst hinga\u00f0?<\/p>\n
\u00b0 \u00deetta byrja\u00f0i allt me\u00f0 s\u00edmtali fr\u00e1 st\u00f3ra J\u00f3ni.<\/p>\n
– St\u00f3ra J\u00f3ni!! Milljar\u00f0am\u00e6ringnum, maf\u00edulei\u00f0toganum og styttusafnaranum?<\/p>\n
\u00b0 J\u00e1. Hann hringdi \u00ed mig og ba\u00f0 mig um a\u00f0 vinna sm\u00e1 verk fyrir sig. \u00c9g \u00e1tti a\u00f0 stela styttu. \u00c9g var blankur og vanta\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed \tpeninga s\u00e1rlega. \u00deetta verk var vel borga\u00f0 og \u00e9g sl\u00f3 \u00fev\u00ed til. \u00c9g flaug til New York, skr\u00e1\u00f0i mig inn \u00e1 h\u00f3tel og byrja\u00f0i \ta\u00f0 undirb\u00faa r\u00e1ni\u00f0. \u00deegar borgin var sofnu\u00f0 l\u00e6ddist \u00e9g \u00fat. \u00c9g var ekkert a\u00f0 sl\u00f3ra heldur gekk raklei\u00f0is upp a\u00f0 henni, styttu frelsisins. \u00c9g t\u00f3k skiptilykil upp \u00far vasanum, losa\u00f0i styttuna, setti hana ofan \u00ed fer\u00f0at\u00f6sku sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i me\u00f0fer\u00f0is, f\u00f3r heim \u00e1 h\u00f3tel og sofna\u00f0i. Morguninn eftir f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 undirb\u00faa heimfer\u00f0. \u00c9g huldi styttuna \u00ed t\u00f6skunni me\u00f0 k\u00f3ka\u00edni og loka\u00f0i vandlega. \u00c9g t\u00f3k leigub\u00edl \u00fat \u00e1 flugv\u00f6ll. \u00c9g komst \tl\u00e9ttilega \u00ed gegnum \u00f6ryggisg\u00e6sluna \u00e1 flugvellinum. \u00deurfti einungis a\u00f0 borga t\u00f3lf dollara \u00ed yfirvigt. \u00c1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g bei\u00f0 eftir brottf\u00f6rinni keypti \u00e9g m\u00e9r samloku me\u00f0 skinku og osti. \u00deegar \u00e9g hins vegar hug\u00f0ist sn\u00e6\u00f0a lokuna \u00fe\u00e1 var kalla\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed flugv\u00e9l svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g stakk brau\u00f0inu \u00ed vasann svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti bor\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 seinna. Flugfer\u00f0in heim gekk vel. \u00deegar kom a\u00f0 \ttollinum \u00fe\u00e1 byrja\u00f0i balli\u00f0. Daglega eru nokkrir einstaklingar \tvaldir af handah\u00f3fi og farangur \u00feeirra grandsko\u00f0a\u00f0ur. \u00c9g lenti \u00ed \u00feeim h\u00f3pi. \u00dea\u00f0 var gramsa\u00f0 \u00ed t\u00f6skunni minni en ekkert fannst nema Frelsisstyttan og k\u00f3ka\u00edni\u00f0. M\u00e9r var \u00fev\u00ed leyft a\u00f0 fara. \u00deegar \u00e9g var \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fat um dyrnar var \u00e9g kalla\u00f0ur til \tbaka. \u00dea\u00f0 haf\u00f0i gleymst a\u00f0 leita \u00ed f\u00f6tum m\u00ednum. Tollararnir \u00feuklu\u00f0u \u00e1 m\u00e9r og fundu au\u00f0vita\u00f0 skinkusamlokuna sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i gleymt a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a. N\u00fa er \u00e9g h\u00e9r me\u00f0 l\u00edfst\u00ed\u00f0ard\u00f3m \u00e1 bakinu fyrir \u00f3l\u00f6glegan innflutning \u00e1 erlendu kj\u00f6ti.<\/p>\n
– V\u00e1. \u00de\u00fa ert sko \u00f3lukkunar pamf\u00edll.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sm\u00e1saga eftir B\u00f6rk Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson. Ferdinand lendir \u00ed kl\u00f3m r\u00e9ttv\u00edsinnar eftir a\u00f0 hafa gert glappaskot \u00feegar hann vann verkefni fyrir St\u00f3ra J\u00f3n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":519,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-smasogur","tag-ferdalog","col-md-6 col-sm-6"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/1996\/09\/4273795774_6455b69b5b_b-e1420986823815.jpg?fit=768%2C768&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1973,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/1973"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}