{"id":305,"date":"1996-03-01T07:04:00","date_gmt":"1996-03-01T07:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smafuglar.net\/1996\/03\/numinn\/"},"modified":"2025-01-11T13:53:39","modified_gmt":"2025-01-11T13:53:39","slug":"numinn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/numinn\/","title":{"rendered":"Numinn"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"Numinn<\/a>
Myndskreyting B\u00f6rkur Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

\u00c9g hr\u00f6kk vi\u00f0. M\u00e9r fannst \u00e9g hafa heyrt eitthvert undarlegt hlj\u00f3\u00f0. \u00c9g leit \u00ed kringum mig. Allt virtist e\u00f0lilegt. Glugginn loka\u00f0ur, fatahr\u00faga \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu, \u00f3hreinir sokkar \u00fati \u00ed horni, gr\u00e6n l\u00edtil geimvera vi\u00f0 f\u00f3tagaflinn, st\u00f3ri eikarsk\u00e1purinn opinn og vei\u00f0igr\u00e6jurna st\u00f3\u00f0u \u00fat \u00far honum, n\u00e1msb\u00e6kurnar \u00e1 skrifbor\u00f0inu, gr\u00e6n l\u00edtil geimvera vi\u00f0 f\u00f3tagaflinn, golfsetti\u00f0 undir glugganum, gr\u00e6n l\u00edtil geimvera vi\u00f0 f\u00f3tagaflinn, gr\u00e6n l\u00edtil geimvera vi\u00f0 f\u00f3tagaflinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Aaaarrrrg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Vertu alveg r\u00f3legur. \u00c9g er bara gr\u00e6n l\u00edtil geimvera vi\u00f0 f\u00f3tagaflinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00de-\u00fe\u00fa t-talar \u00cds-\u00edslensku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 \u00cds\u00edslenska? Hva\u00f0 er n\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Tungum\u00e1li\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa talar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Nei \u00e9g tala Zubgl\u00fabsku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Zubgl\u00fabsku?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 J\u00e1, \u00e9g heiti Gl\u00fabzub og er fr\u00e1 landinu Zubgl\u00fab \u00e1 pl\u00e1netunni Zipzap sem gengur um stj\u00f6rnuna Dapzap \u00ed vetrarbrautinni Geit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Geit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 J\u00e1, finnst \u00fe\u00e9r Geit vera undarlegt or\u00f0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ha, j\u00e1, nei nei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Allt \u00ed lagi, sn\u00faum okkur \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 erindi m\u00ednu h\u00e9r. \u00c9g er kominn til a\u00f0 nema \u00feig \u00e1 brott og flytja \u00feig til Zubgl\u00fab til frekari ranns\u00f3kna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– B\u00edddu n\u00fa h\u00e6gur. \u00c9g m\u00e1 l\u00edtinn t\u00edma missa. \u00c9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 fara \u00ed d\u00f6nskupr\u00f3f \u00ed fyrram\u00e1li\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Haf\u00f0u ekki \u00e1hyggjur af t\u00edmanum \u00e9g skal skila \u00fe\u00e9r til baka \u00e1 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega sama t\u00edma og nam \u00feig \u00e1 brott.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Getur\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 J\u00e1 a\u00f0vita\u00f0 get \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0. Ekkert au\u00f0veldara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vi\u00f0 gengum saman \u00fat a\u00f0 glugganum. Hann teyg\u00f0i vinstra eyrnasnepilinn a\u00f0 munninum \u00e1 s\u00e9r og sag\u00f0i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Urgl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Allt \u00ed einu skaust rau\u00f0 s\u00e1puk\u00fala \u00fat \u00far geimnum. Vi\u00f0 stigum inn \u00ed hana og gr\u00e6nn leisigeisli dr\u00f3 okkur upp \u00ed flj\u00fagandi bollastell sem sveif yfir j\u00f6r\u00f0inni. Inni \u00ed flj\u00fagandi bollastellinu var urmull af alls konar t\u00f6kkum og blikkandi lj\u00f3sum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Er ekkert erfitt a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra \u00e1 alla \u00feessa takka?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Nei, nei. \u00deeir eru bara til sta\u00f0ar svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e1i ekki vanm\u00e1ttarkennd. Stelli\u00f0 er raddst\u00fdrt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hva\u00f0 erum vi\u00f0 annars lengi til Zipzap?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Um \u00fea\u00f0 bil korter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Korter? Hva\u00f0 er \u00feetta l\u00f6ng lei\u00f0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 \u00c1 ykkar m\u00e6likvar\u00f0a h\u00fan um \u00fea\u00f0 bil fj\u00f3rar millj\u00f3nir lj\u00f3s\u00e1r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Fyrir hverju gengur \u00feetta fyrirt\u00e6ki eiginlega?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Engu. \u00dea\u00f0 framlei\u00f0ir alla s\u00edna orku me\u00f0 hreyfingu sinni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– En \u00fea\u00f0 er v\u00edsindalega sanna\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 J\u00fa ef \u00fea\u00f0 hreyfist \u00ed fj\u00f3r\u00f0u v\u00edddinni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– T\u00edmanum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Ja, t\u00edminn ern n\u00fa a\u00f0eins samheiti yfir hreyfiv\u00edddirnar fj\u00f3rar. S\u00ed\u00f0an er r\u00fami\u00f0 n\u00e1tt\u00farulega kalla\u00f0 fimmta v\u00edddin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ha?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Nei takk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nei takk hva\u00f0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Varstu ekki a\u00f0 spyrja mig hvort \u00e9g vildi ha?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hva\u00f0 er ha?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Br\u00fanleitur v\u00f6kvi sem oftast er drukkinn heitur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9g var or\u00f0inn kolrugla\u00f0ur. Hva\u00f0a bj\u00e1ni var \u00feetta eiginlega sem \u00e9g fer\u00f0a\u00f0ist me\u00f0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hva\u00f0 sag\u00f0ir\u00f0u annars a\u00f0 \u00feessi fer\u00f0 t\u00e6ki langan t\u00edma?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa ekki tala\u00f0 um a\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 taki t\u00edma heldur taki r\u00fam. Vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um komnir til Zubgl\u00fab eftir tuttuguogtvo metra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tuttuguogtvo metra?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 J\u00e1 \u00e9g sag\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0an a\u00f0 fer\u00f0in t\u00e6ki korter. \u00dear sem \u00fea\u00f0 eru hundra\u00f0ogtuttugu metrar \u00ed tommu \u00fe\u00e1 er eitt korter \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00edu metrar. Vi\u00f0 erum b\u00fanir a\u00f0 fer\u00f0ast \u00ed \u00e1tta metra og eigum \u00fev\u00ed tuttuguogtvo metra eftir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feegja \u00fea\u00f0 sem eftir var fer\u00f0arinnar. Vi\u00f0 lentum mj\u00faklega \u00e1 landinu Zubgl\u00fab \u00e1 pl\u00e1netunni Zipzap sem gengur \u00ed kring um stj\u00f6rnuna Dapzap \u00ed vetrarbrautinni Geit. Gl\u00fabzub opna\u00f0i hur\u00f0ina \u00e1 bollastellinu. Vi\u00f0 t\u00f3k langur gangur sem vi\u00f0 gengum \u00e1 enda. \u00de\u00e1 f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 inn \u00ed st\u00f3rt hv\u00edtt herbergi. Vi\u00f0 skrifbor\u00f0 \u00ed mi\u00f0ju herbergisins sat gamall, gr\u00e6nn, l\u00edtill karl. Hann benti okkur \u00e1 a\u00f0 koma. Gl\u00fabzub leiddi mig yfir til gamla, gr\u00e6na, litla mannsins sem sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 r\u00e9tta fram hendurnar. \u00c9g r\u00e9tti fram hendurnar. Gamli, gr\u00e6ni, litli ma\u00f0urinnn t\u00f3k \u00fe\u00e1 fram stimpilp\u00fa\u00f0a og ba\u00f0 mig um a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00fdsta fingrunum \u00e1 m\u00e9r einum \u00ed einu \u00e1 p\u00fa\u00f0ann og \u00fev\u00ed n\u00e6st \u00fer\u00fdsta \u00feeim \u00e1 bla\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 hann g\u00e6ti fengi\u00f0 afrit af fingraf\u00f6runum m\u00ednum. \u00c9g ger\u00f0i eins og hann sag\u00f0i. A\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed loknu t\u00f3k Gl\u00fabzub til m\u00e1ls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 \u00de\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00fai\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 getum lagt af sta\u00f0 til baka til Jar\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Er \u00feetta allt og sumt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 J\u00e1, vi\u00f0 erum a\u00f0 gera ranns\u00f3kn \u00e1 fingraf\u00f6rum manna fr\u00e1 mismunandi st\u00f6\u00f0um \u00ed geimnum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hef\u00f0i ekki veri\u00f0 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 fingrafarap\u00fa\u00f0ann til Jar\u00f0ar og taka fingraf\u00f6rin \u00fear?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 \u00de\u00fa segir nokku\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i j\u00fa veri\u00f0 talsvert einfaldara. En hugsum ekki um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00deetta er b\u00fai\u00f0 og gert. Dr\u00edfum okkur til Jar\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum til baka eftir langa ganginum inn \u00ed bollastelli\u00f0 og \u00feeystum af sta\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 s\u00f3lkerfinu okkar. Von br\u00e1\u00f0ar vorum vi\u00f0 komnir \u00e1 \u00e1fangasta\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 \u00de\u00e1 hef \u00e9g sta\u00f0i\u00f0 mitt lofor\u00f0. \u00c9g skila \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1 sama sta\u00f0 \u00ed t\u00edmanum og \u00e9g t\u00f3k \u00feig. \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur er \u00feetta ekki alveg sami sta\u00f0ur \u00ed r\u00faminu en \u00fe\u00fa reddar \u00fe\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g gat komi\u00f0 upp or\u00f0i sendi Gl\u00fabzub mig ni\u00f0ur \u00ed rau\u00f0u s\u00e1puk\u00falunni og \u00e9g s\u00e1 ekki tangur n\u00e9 tetur af honum s\u00ed\u00f0ar. \u00c9g leit \u00ed kringum mig. \u00c9g var staddur \u00e1 mi\u00f0jum grasbala. Skammt fr\u00e1 var reisumikill torfb\u00e6r og \u00e1 hla\u00f0inu var ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 grafa holu. \u00c9g gekk til hans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– G\u00f3\u00f0an daginn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00b0 Dagr er g\u00f3\u00f0r. Eg er Ingolfr son Arnr. Flott n\u00e1ttf\u00f6t sem \u00fe\u00fa kl\u00e6\u00f0st. Gakk \u00ed b\u00e6, drekk \u00f6l og ver gla\u00f0r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n