{"id":723,"date":"2017-03-03T07:00:08","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T07:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/?p=723"},"modified":"2025-03-30T16:53:48","modified_gmt":"2025-03-30T16:53:48","slug":"get-a-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/get-a-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Get a life!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<aside class=\"other-formats\">A\u00f0rar \u00fatg\u00e1fur: <a title=\"Get a life (PDF)\" href=\"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/ebooks\/is\/pdf\/get-a-life.pdf\">PDF<\/a> | <a title=\"Get a life! (english)\" href=\"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/en\/get-a-life\/\">english<\/a> | <a title=\"Get a life! (espa\u00f1ol)\" href=\"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/es\/get-a-life\/\">espa\u00f1ol<\/a><\/aside>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignright size-medium is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/W09.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/W09.png?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Get a life! \u2014 Myndskreyting B\u00f6rkur Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson\" class=\"wp-image-1054\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/W09.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/W09.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/W09.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/W09.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/W09.png?w=1025&amp;ssl=1 1025w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Myndskreyting B\u00f6rkur Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eGet a life,\u201c sag\u00f0ir \u00fe\u00fa og skelltir hur\u00f0inni \u00e1 eftir \u00fe\u00e9r. \u00c9g botna\u00f0i ekki alveg \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa varst a\u00f0 segja. \u00c9g meina. \u00c9g var \u00e1 257a bor\u00f0i og me\u00f0 84 aukal\u00edf. \u00c9g meina. Hvernig er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 toppa \u00fea\u00f0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<aside class=\"wp-block-group book-ad has-tertiary-background-color has-text-color has-background is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#000000;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:33% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"778\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/52_Augnablik.png?resize=778%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"52 augnablik \u2014 K\u00e1puh\u00f6nnun Ana Pi\u00f1eyro\" class=\"wp-image-1574 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/52_Augnablik.png?resize=778%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 778w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/52_Augnablik.png?resize=228%2C300&amp;ssl=1 228w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/52_Augnablik.png?resize=768%2C1011&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/52_Augnablik.png?resize=900%2C1185&amp;ssl=1 900w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/52_Augnablik.png?resize=500%2C658&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/52_Augnablik.png?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 778px) 100vw, 778px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><a href=\"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/52-augnablik\/\">52 augnablik<\/a><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00deessi \u00f6rsaga birtist \u00ed \u00f6rsagnasafninu 52 augablik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>52 augnablik <\/em>f\u00e6st sem kilja hj\u00e1 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/52-augnablik-B%C3%B6rkur-Sigurbj%C3%B6rnsson\/dp\/9935933717\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Amazon<\/a> og <a href=\"https:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/52-augnablik-b-rkur-sigurbj-rnsson\/1127534804\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Barnes and Noble<\/a>. Rafb\u00e6kur f\u00e1st hj\u00e1 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B077QCH126\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kindle Store<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/books.apple.com\/us\/book\/52-augnablik\/id1317302736\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Apple Books<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kobo.com\/us\/en\/ebook\/52-augnablik\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kobo<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storytel.com\/is\/is\/books\/52-augnablik-2028496\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Storytel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Einnig m\u00e1 styrkja h\u00f6fundinn \u00ed gegnum <a href=\"https:\/\/patreon.com\/UrbanVolcano\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Patreon<\/a> og <a href=\"https:\/\/buymeacoffee.com\/borkur\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Buy Me a Coffee<\/a> e\u00f0a me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gefa b\u00f3kinni einkunn \u00e1 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/36658527-52-augnablik\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Goodreads<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/aside>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6rsaga eftir B\u00f6rk Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson. Saga um mann sem skilur ekki s\u00fdn annarra \u00e1 l\u00edfi\u00f0 og aukal\u00edfin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1054,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[33],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-orsogur","tag-leikir"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1476,"url":"https:\/\/urbanvolcano.net\/is\/haettu-ad-tala-vid-sjalfan-thig\/","url_meta":{"origin":723,"position":0},"title":"H\u00e6ttu a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan \u00feig","author":"B\u00f6rkur Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson","date":"5. jan\u00faar, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00d6rsaga eftir B\u00f6rk Sigurbj\u00f6rnsson. 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